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queenprotein:

I’m always all “oh my god I need a boyfriend wahhh” until I give myself an orgasm, and then I’m like lol who needs boys

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"I was interested in everything and committed to nothing."
Gregory David Roberts, Shantaram  (via gebeine)

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#true  #me  #quote 
"

1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

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Five things I am trying very hard to accept  (via peachringslushie)

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#quote  #life 

gypsystevie:

ppl who constantly radiate bad vibes are so exhausting like how are you always so that way

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#true  #quote 

danteogodofsoup:

Excellent storytelling

I love Louis CK

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